Monday, February 12, 2007

My recent plans to become more healthy, so that I wont die before the road trip, are really a struggle.

I don't eat meat, but calling me a vegetarian is really quite exaggerated. Mostly I'm a pastatarian. My parents have claimed for the past year that I am a Chipatarian.

The only time I drink water is when I am taking supplements to keep my hair.

Basically when people are on vacation, and decide to just eat good stuff and worry about being healthy when they get back home, they eat like I do every day.

So I'm working on that. Really want to be healthy before the road trip so that I have the energy to constantly make pop culture references hike around.

To reward myself for the salad I just ate, I am having a Lemon square. And drinking water. How come vodka is clear but has a taste, water, huh? Tell me that. You're such a lazy drink it sickens me.

2 comments:

~renata~ said...

1. are you a PIZZATARIAN like regina spektor?

2. lemon squares are totallly fruits. delicious square fruits.

3. have you considered CRYSTAL LIGHT? it makes water taste better, but it is low-calorie. you might die from artificial sweeteners i guess but whatevs.

McShane2007 said...

Splenda (sucralose) = Good
Aspartame = Bad

So Crystal Light and Diet Rite are good choices!